The TV reminds me that Bruce Springsteen’s on stage at the Tonys. Halfway through my instant eye roll (c’mon, man, you’re blocking their sun), I stop. “He’s always been wonderful to you. Just listen, freely.” One undivided second of attention in and I’m hooked. Then and now and way back when. Whole world is. When … Continue reading
Twitching today, surrounded by empty traps. El Presidente cocktails and the marshmallow experiment would be tasty right about now. Choking down a quixotic simulacrum and the 80/20 principle is eating me up! Jeepers creepers, Meryl Streepers, TURN THE WATER OFF. On an Oktoberfest swingset is where I want to be. I’m tunneling a wikihole! Please … Continue reading
I just got this email: molldoll1982, your OkCupid account is about to be disabled! I never signed up for it. … ? … ?! What if there’s a secret Internet me going on weird dates? I bet she puts out. Whore. Sorry, Ho. What does she look for in her World Wide men? A sexy … Continue reading
Worth Writing Down 